Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi bataya, banta-kyuki
jab mera scooter gum hua tha to police wale ne 20 din istemaal krke
lautaya tha isliye

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun bcoz it gives light at
night wen light is required and sun gives light in d morning wen it is
not required

Definition of a Nurse : A young and beautiful woman

Definition of a Nurse : A young and beautiful woman who touches u in
all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal.

SANTA DRIVING.. On The Wrong Side Of Road

SANTA DRIVING..
On The Wrong Side Of Road

&

He Became Upset

&

Said

===== SHIT====

Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya..
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai...

Santa Oxford univrsity me professor tha

Santa Oxford univrsity me professor tha

Wah.wah

Santa Oxford univrsity mein profesor tha

niche kya dhund rahe ho
joke TO upar tha!

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman chalisa Download kiya hai

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman chalisa Download kiya hai

Tabse tumhare Msg band ho gye

Sach hi kehte hai k Bhut pishach nikt nhi aave

mahabir jb nam sunave :p

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir?

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir? Banta-badam
milk,seviya te bread pakora nal chaaa.. Air hostes-sir u r in plane
nt in guruduwara PARBHAAT FERI.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things. . . A gud heart can
win many relations. . .But a gud nature can win many gud hearts :) "

Santa amrud bech rha tha Banta :

Santa amrud bech rha tha Banta :(Kharidte Huye-Agr amrud me kida nikla
to?Santa:To saaf bat h,hum kide k alag Paise lenge, kyu ki non veg,veg
se jyada mehnga hai. :p

''Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk.....

''Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk.....
Design your character like the sky where everyone desires 2 reach.....' : )

Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida

Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida.":-(

Kudi da baap-"kamineya main ki kudi de SPARE parts vechda ha...??