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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Luv is-wen v drink d sme coconut water puting 2straws

Frndshp is dt whn v hv1 coconut & v use nly 1 straw & say

''bhikhari pura mat pee''...
:D

Santa, banta to rickshawala:Are o bhai khali ho kya..

Rickshawala:Ha bilkul khali hu..

Banta:Aao chalo teeno Fir Tash khelte hai..
:-P:-P:-P

Santa in firebrigade-

Lady calld-mere ghar aag lagi hai

Santa-pani dalo

Lady-dala,aag nai bujhi

Santa-fir hum akar kya karenge,hum b to pani hi dalenge...!!

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi bataya, banta-kyuki
jab mera scooter gum hua tha to police wale ne 20 din istemaal krke
lautaya tha isliye

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun bcoz it gives light at
night wen light is required and sun gives light in d morning wen it is
not required

Definition of a Nurse : A young and beautiful woman

Definition of a Nurse : A young and beautiful woman who touches u in
all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal.

SANTA DRIVING.. On The Wrong Side Of Road

SANTA DRIVING..
On The Wrong Side Of Road

He Became Upset

Said

===== SHIT====

Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya..
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai...

Santa Oxford univrsity me professor tha

Wah.wah

Santa Oxford univrsity mein profesor tha

niche kya dhund rahe ho
joke TO upar tha!

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman chalisa Download kiya hai

Tabse tumhare Msg band ho gye

Sach hi kehte hai k Bhut pishach nikt nhi aave

mahabir jb nam sunave :p

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir?

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir? Banta-badam
milk,seviya te bread pakora nal chaaa.. Air hostes-sir u r in plane
nt in guruduwara PARBHAAT FERI.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things. . . A gud heart can
win many relations. . .But a gud nature can win many gud hearts :) "