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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Santa-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U

Santa-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U, ab tum muje bolo. Girl-main
abi ja ke sir ko bolti hu... Santa-pagli sir ko mat bol unki to shadi
ho gyi haiSanta-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U, ab tum muje bolo.
Girl-main abi ja ke sir ko bolti hu... Santa-pagli sir ko mat bol unki
to shadi ho gyi hai

Boss ne sales team ko motivate kiya:

Boss ne sales team ko motivate kiya:
"Jo sabse jyada sale dega, usko singapore n malasia ka trip milega."
A man ask:Boss, par trip dega kaun?
Boss: Jo sabse kum sale karega:D

1 bar santa hanuman jynti k din mndr gya

1 bar santa hanuman jynti k din mndr gya, aarti ki thali santa k samne
se jane k bad log use pitne lge. btao kyo?
?
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?Bcz Wo aarti bujha k bola hpy b'day HANUMANji !

Luv is-wen v drink d sme coconut water puting 2straws

Frndshp is dt whn v hv1 coconut & v use nly 1 straw & say

''bhikhari pura mat pee''...
:D

Santa, banta to rickshawala:Are o bhai khali ho kya..

Rickshawala:Ha bilkul khali hu..

Banta:Aao chalo teeno Fir Tash khelte hai..
:-P:-P:-P

Santa in firebrigade-

Lady calld-mere ghar aag lagi hai

Santa-pani dalo

Lady-dala,aag nai bujhi

Santa-fir hum akar kya karenge,hum b to pani hi dalenge...!!

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi bataya, banta-kyuki
jab mera scooter gum hua tha to police wale ne 20 din istemaal krke
lautaya tha isliye

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun bcoz it gives light at
night wen light is required and sun gives light in d morning wen it is
not required