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Friday, July 2, 2010

A GF msgs her BF agar

A GF msgs her BF agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo
jag rahe ho to yadein bhejo
ro rahe ho to ansu bhejo
BF replies:"potty kar raha hu. . Bhejoon?"

Amitabh public toilet me se

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig k nikla.
Jya:Aap to susu karne gye the?
Amitabh:Jaise hi mai andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghum gye!

Ranjha chala gaya

Ranjha chala gaya,
Mahiwal doob gaya,
Majnoo bhi nahi raha,
Romeo bhi chal basa,
Meri bhi tabiyat theek nahi rehti

"Pata nahi ab larkiyon ka kya bane ga..."

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend...

Boy:You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl:Who's the first?
Boy:It's you! When you smile...!

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,
Tumhari muskurahat dil ki rahat ban jaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aap ko,
Ke aap ko khush dekhna hamari adat ban jaye..

Height Of Flirting

What Is The Height Of Flirting?

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When Your Love Letter Starts With

"TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN". :-)

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That Boys Cannot Include In Their CV. Despite Having Years Of Experience And Number Of References:-) Hahahahaha

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigrette

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigrette Achi Hai
Dil Ko Jalati Hai Per Hontoo Se To Lagti Hai

C.A karne wale ki Love Story:

Me 3 sal ka tha
wo peda hui
Me ne skol admsn lia
vo 2 sal ki thi
Me primary me tha
vo prp me thi
Me mdl me tha
wo primary me thi
Main matric me tha
wo mdl me thi
Mai F.A me tha wo Matric me thi
Main C.A me tha
wo FA me thi
Mai C.A me tha
wo BA me thi
Mai C.A me tha wo MA me thi..
Mai C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi
Me C.A me tha vo Ph.D me thi
Me C.A me tha vo doctor bn gai
kal uski Shadi hy aur mera C.A ka paper hy...

"Pakistani di mushkil"

"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

Publish Post

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng