Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone

Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone. In your mind, if
you feel violent about that person, then you are not any different.

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,

Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.

Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"

R u Mail or Femail?

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views, ideas and feelings on others is
"viparyayah" (wrong knowledge).