SANTA in Shyari mood:-

SANTA in Shyari mood:-

Jab khyal kiya to khyal bhi tera aaya,
Jab aankhein band ki to khwab bhi tera aya,

Socha yaad kar lun us khuda ko,

Magar jab honth khule to naam bhi tera aya...
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Kya dhoond rahey ho?

Santa ajj serious hai, hamesha majaak thoda hunda hai..

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment,life is infinite and has been
here from thousands of years from centuries and will continue to be
here.

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony and influences the subtle
bodies and layers of all the different levels of existence in the
creation.

Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone

Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone. In your mind, if
you feel violent about that person, then you are not any different.

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,

Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.

Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"