A Small Love Story..

A Small Love Story..
By Dad, Son, Mom, And Lover..
A Boy Saw a Gal In Front Of His House He Propose Her..
She Also Agree..
Dad Saw The Boy Wid Gal..

¤¤Intrvl¤¤

Dad: Who's Dat Gal..?

SON: I Lov Dat Gal & Will Marry Her..

Dad Is Shockd !

Climax

DAD:Impossible, She's Your Sister,
U Can't Marry Her..
Son shockd..!

(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: Dont Wory Son,
I'll Arrange Your Marriage,
U Are Not Your Dad's Son..

Now Dad Shockd..!!
THE END..

How to kill a girl ?

How to kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tadap tadap kar mar jaeagi

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko, usey baith kar samjhaungi tumhari
kartut.... Bahu: Koi faida nahi... kyunki tum baith k samjhaogi aur
main lait ke samjhaungi..

SANTA in Shyari mood:-

SANTA in Shyari mood:-

Jab khyal kiya to khyal bhi tera aaya,
Jab aankhein band ki to khwab bhi tera aya,

Socha yaad kar lun us khuda ko,

Magar jab honth khule to naam bhi tera aya...
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Kya dhoond rahey ho?

Santa ajj serious hai, hamesha majaak thoda hunda hai..

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment,life is infinite and has been
here from thousands of years from centuries and will continue to be
here.

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony and influences the subtle
bodies and layers of all the different levels of existence in the
creation.

Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone

Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone. In your mind, if
you feel violent about that person, then you are not any different.

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega