WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n
liabilities on left side..

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Banta = Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Uska Zeher khatam Ho Gaya Hoga, Recharge
Karwane Aaya Hoga..!!Keep smiling.

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho?

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Gal:Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata Hai.. Boss:Manager,Isko 3Months Tak
Salary Mat Dena

Ek grahak ne Punjabi hotel manager se

Ek grahak ne Punjabi hotel manager se complaint ki, "Kitni gandi
service hai, Mujhe 1 ghante se pani tak nahin mila."
punjabi Manager Ne uske samne he waiter ko bulaya aur kaha- "Sahab 1
ghante to kutte vaang Bhonk rhe ne, Je tuhada ehi haal reha ta dobara
kehra Bhainchod saade hotel ch maa chudaun aauga....................

D heights of ''Bad Luck''

D heights of ''Bad Luck''

A boy & girl met last tYm 4 their break up...

girl's father caught them.

Now Dey R married couple..:-D:-D

Sardar ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha

Sardar ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha,
to kutte ko ek dum se kheecha

or kaha-

bahar nikal saale,

bada aaya automobile engineer banne..... :-D

Teacher:-isko punjabi me translate kro... "

Teacher:-isko punjabi me translate kro... " ladki kapde pehen chuki hai"

Punjabi Boys:- oh teri bhen di.... asi late ho gaye...:D

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Pati BANGKOK gaya

Pati BANGKOK gaya
Bahut dino tak nahi lauta to Patni ne SMS kiya-
"DARLING, waha tum jo KHARID rahe ho,kya main wo yaha BECHNA shuru karu?
Next day pati wapas.

Wife Computer ON karte hue : Jaanu apna password batana ?

Wife Computer ON karte hue : Jaanu apna password batana ?
.
HUSBAND :"Lulli"
.
Wife hans-2 k kursi se gir gayi Qki Computer said
"Your password is too short"

Sri Sri: Have you ever observed birds singing ?

Sri Sri: Have you ever observed birds singing and felt its something
very eternal? Its the Divine who is singing through these birds.