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Friday, July 9, 2010

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Tchr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nhi nikal sakti kya

Bahu:Vry funny

Bhagwan ne tuje 32 daant diye

2-4 pathar bi nhi chaba sakti kya

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid…

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,

U will regret it later;)

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai?

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai? pandit
ji-agr biwi maykay jaye to aazadi or upar chali jaye to mukti....

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n
liabilities on left side..

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Banta = Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Uska Zeher khatam Ho Gaya Hoga, Recharge
Karwane Aaya Hoga..!!Keep smiling.

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho?

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Gal:Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata Hai.. Boss:Manager,Isko 3Months Tak
Salary Mat Dena

Ek grahak ne Punjabi hotel manager se

Ek grahak ne Punjabi hotel manager se complaint ki, "Kitni gandi
service hai, Mujhe 1 ghante se pani tak nahin mila."
punjabi Manager Ne uske samne he waiter ko bulaya aur kaha- "Sahab 1
ghante to kutte vaang Bhonk rhe ne, Je tuhada ehi haal reha ta dobara
kehra Bhainchod saade hotel ch maa chudaun aauga....................

Thursday, July 8, 2010

D heights of ''Bad Luck''

D heights of ''Bad Luck''

A boy & girl met last tYm 4 their break up...

girl's father caught them.

Now Dey R married couple..:-D:-D

Sardar ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha

Sardar ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha,
to kutte ko ek dum se kheecha

or kaha-

bahar nikal saale,

bada aaya automobile engineer banne..... :-D

Teacher:-isko punjabi me translate kro... "

Teacher:-isko punjabi me translate kro... " ladki kapde pehen chuki hai"

Punjabi Boys:- oh teri bhen di.... asi late ho gaye...:D

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