Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,
U will regret it later;)

Teacher – wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Teacher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Teachr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)

Sri Sri: I am not saying, dont be active

Sri Sri: I am not saying, dont be active. I am saying, observe the
spontaneity of action.

'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost ;

'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost ;
So when someone spends it for u,
it defines d depth of care for u !!! Gud nyt

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Tchr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nhi nikal sakti kya

Bahu:Vry funny

Bhagwan ne tuje 32 daant diye

2-4 pathar bi nhi chaba sakti kya

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid…

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,

U will regret it later;)

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai?

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai? pandit
ji-agr biwi maykay jaye to aazadi or upar chali jaye to mukti....

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n
liabilities on left side..

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Banta = Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Uska Zeher khatam Ho Gaya Hoga, Recharge
Karwane Aaya Hoga..!!Keep smiling.

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho?

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Gal:Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata Hai.. Boss:Manager,Isko 3Months Tak
Salary Mat Dena