Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Baap-beta teacher MAA k barabar hoti hai.

Beta-aap to hamesha apne he chakar me rehna

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony and influences the subtle
bodies and layers of all the different levels of existence in the
creation.

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko, usey baith kar samjhaungi tumhari
kartut.... Bahu: Koi faida nahi... kyunki tum baith k samjhaogi aur
main lait ke samjhaungi..

How to kill a girl ?

How to kill a girl ?Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmetics.Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap tadap kar mar jaeagi

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,
U will regret it later;)

Teacher – wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Teacher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Teachr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)

Sri Sri: I am not saying, dont be active

Sri Sri: I am not saying, dont be active. I am saying, observe the
spontaneity of action.

'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost ;

'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost ;
So when someone spends it for u,
it defines d depth of care for u !!! Gud nyt

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Tchr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nhi nikal sakti kya

Bahu:Vry funny

Bhagwan ne tuje 32 daant diye

2-4 pathar bi nhi chaba sakti kya

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid…

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,

U will regret it later;)