Mykitchencam

Friday, July 9, 2010

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng

Santa radio theek karvane gaya

Santa radio theek karvane gaya, dukandar-radio to theek hai bas mausam
kharab hone k waja se chal nhi rha, santa-theek hai te mausam nawa pa
de.

Ek Sharabi daru pi pi kar mar gya.,

Ek Sharabi daru pi pi kar mar gya.,
Lekin uski daru k prati shradha to dekho,wo mar ke bhi ye keh gya,"SHARAAB TO THEEK THI, gurda HI KAMZOR nikla.;)

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Baap-beta teacher MAA k barabar hoti hai.

Beta-aap to hamesha apne he chakar me rehna

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony and influences the subtle
bodies and layers of all the different levels of existence in the
creation.

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko, usey baith kar samjhaungi tumhari
kartut.... Bahu: Koi faida nahi... kyunki tum baith k samjhaogi aur
main lait ke samjhaungi..

How to kill a girl ?

How to kill a girl ?Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmetics.Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap tadap kar mar jaeagi

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,
U will regret it later;)

Teacher – wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Teacher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Teachr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)