Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho
Main AapSe Shadi KarungaTeacher Gusse Se : Mujhe Bacchon Se Nafrat HBachha: Main Koshish Karunga Ke Bacche Na ho :-p

A GF msgs her BF agar

A GF msgs her BF agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo
jag rahe ho to yadein bhejo
ro rahe ho to ansu bhejo
BF replies:"potty kar raha hu. . Bhejoon?"

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha.finally

2 sentences seekha:

1.Shukar hai, light aa gyi

2.ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Amitabh public toilet me se

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig k nikla.
Jya:Aap to susu karne gye the?
Amitabh:Jaise hi mai andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghum gye!

Ranjha chala gaya

Ranjha chala gaya,
Mahiwal doob gaya,
Majnoo bhi nahi raha,
Romeo bhi chal basa,
Meri bhi tabiyat theek nahi rehti"Pata nahi ab larkiyon ka kya bane ga..."

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend...Boy:You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl:Who's the first?
Boy:It's you! When you smile...!

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,
Tumhari muskurahat dil ki rahat ban jaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aap ko,
Ke aap ko khush dekhna hamari adat ban jaye..

Height Of Flirting

What Is The Height Of Flirting?.
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When Your Love Letter Starts With

"TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN". :-)

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That Boys Cannot Include In Their CV. Despite Having Years Of Experience And Number Of References:-) Hahahahaha

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Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarette

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarette Achi Hai
Dil Ko Jalati Hai Per Hontoo Se To Lagti Hai