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Friday, July 9, 2010

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?
Snta-Bhains(buflow) Ko Saand K Pass Le Gya Tha
TCher-Ye Kam Tera Baap Nhi Kar Sakta?
Santa-Kr To Skta Tha Pr Saand Jyada Achha Krta h.

R u Mail or Femail?

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views, ideas and feelings on others is
"viparyayah" (wrong knowledge).

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . .

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . . .but every boy has
his weakness hidden in some girl's eyes . . .
THAT'S GOD'S CREATIVITY. . .:-)

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son:papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi naDad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai he.
Postmaster : this is a post office not a police station. sardar:kya
karu? kahan jau? khushi ke maare kuchh samaj me nhi aa rha

Kisi ko fikar h meri.?

(",) XCUSE ME!
< ) ) >
_//_Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsaas hai mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mujhe SmS kon krega?
Had hoti hai intejar ki bhi...

"A good example has twice the value

"A good example has twice the value of good advice."
Good morning india

In each single day we smile and laugh

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times..We never thank
God after every smile but we do blame him 4 every tear we
cry.Think..!!! Good morning