Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

Sri Sri: The life of a fish

Sri Sri: The life of a fish is in the water, not in the body.

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?
Snta-Bhains(buflow) Ko Saand K Pass Le Gya Tha
TCher-Ye Kam Tera Baap Nhi Kar Sakta?
Santa-Kr To Skta Tha Pr Saand Jyada Achha Krta h.

R u Mail or Femail?

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views, ideas and feelings on others is
"viparyayah" (wrong knowledge).

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.