Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Test

Test message

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

Sri Sri: The life of a fish

Sri Sri: The life of a fish is in the water, not in the body.

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?
Snta-Bhains(buflow) Ko Saand K Pass Le Gya Tha
TCher-Ye Kam Tera Baap Nhi Kar Sakta?
Santa-Kr To Skta Tha Pr Saand Jyada Achha Krta h.