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Friday, July 16, 2010

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest, one never feels to sit-back. The very nature of the highest joy is to share, is to bring it to everyone.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Chalo jaldi betho

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Peep

Peep
Chalo jaldi betho

Abhi or kanjoos bhi
Uthane hain,

SMS hi nahi karte

Sabko naale
me fainkna hai.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"

Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"
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Save kar lena .. Pasand aai

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua to apko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga. Beta-Bus isi Dar se me Fail ho gaya hu....!

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?Student:-Aap mast item hai Ye hamari Soch hai,aur hum abhi Bacche hai ye Aap Ka Weham hai...:-P

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

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Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

Jo Log jaagne wale hain,
unhe Good Morning
bol kar aate hain..
GOOD MORNING.

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share, to expand and to stretch.

Friend- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling

Frnd- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling ,Honey,Luv.Wat's d secret ?Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10yr ago& i'm very scared 2ask wot it is?

Killer joke!

3 sardar picnic par gae whan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhul gye Decide kia k sab se chota sardar ja kr pepsi le aye,
sardar:Main is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tk smose nhi khaoge Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzr gya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k piche se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TOH ME NAHI JAWUNGA.