2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

Each gal took rakhi & tied 2 der hands & askd dem "wht wil u do nw?"

1Boy 2 another-Dude,U marry my sis,I'l marry Ur sis..;-)

Fwd: Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as heresides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he
resides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai. santa after deep
thought-kuch b ho jaye shadi to main tujse hi karunga

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others.

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others. Peep into their heart, you will find that they need
compassion.

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body, your spirit and your mind.

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

MOLU- Kya Pata bhai,
nikalta bhi hoga to Andhera Itna hota hai.
kaha Dikhai Dega

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.

Bst msg 4ever:

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.
But its hard to find someone who deserves your sacrifice...

Teacher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti

Tcher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti
HARAMI Student- Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu

ki Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.

Y husbands avoid questions!

Y husbands avoid questions!
Here s d ans. WIFE: Wht wud u do if I die?Wud u gt married again? H: N0
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?
H: Ofcourse I do.
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry?
H: Ok,ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: No m sure she wd want her own
W: Wud she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-
H: 'shit'....!!!

Principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate hai

principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate h but tum roz late aate ho kyo? sunil:sir, jhund m to kutte aate h,sher to hamesha akela hi aata h