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Thursday, August 12, 2010

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind.

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind. If you have made a
habit of being unhappy, then being unhappy has become a part of Ur
nature.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha. Santa
intzar krta rha. Jab kafi der ho gai to bola-agr inhe hosh aa gya ho
to 1 kilo tol de

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru :D

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru
A-ARISTOCRATE
B-BAGPIPER
C-CONTESSA
D-DIRECTOR SPL
E-8 P.M.
F-FOSTER
G-GREEN LABLE
H-HAYWARDS
I- IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONIE WALKER
K-KING FISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-MUGAL MONARCH
N-NIC0LAS N.1
O-OLD MONK
P-PETER SCOT
Q-QEENLAN
R-ROYAL STAG
S-SIGNATURE
T-TEACHER'S SPL
U-UNI BOUL
V-VAT 69
W-WHITE MISS CHIEF
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

Each gal took rakhi & tied 2 der hands & askd dem "wht wil u do nw?"

1Boy 2 another-Dude,U marry my sis,I'l marry Ur sis..;-)

Fwd: Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as heresides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he
resides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai. santa after deep
thought-kuch b ho jaye shadi to main tujse hi karunga

Monday, July 19, 2010

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others.

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others. Peep into their heart, you will find that they need
compassion.

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body, your spirit and your mind.

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

MOLU- Kya Pata bhai,
nikalta bhi hoga to Andhera Itna hota hai.
kaha Dikhai Dega

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