Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the divine has accepted...

Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the
divine has accepted you with all your flaws.It doesn't judge u. Who r
r to judge others?

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step...

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance."
Good morning

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur light apne aap jal gayi.

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur
light apne aap jal gayi. Maa: Uff! Tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya?

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Banta: Sharm Ki Bat To Ye H Ki Tera Bap condom beChta hai or Tu phir
bi Paida Ho gaya saale..!

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 ppl equally?

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples
among 6 ppl equally? santa-juice bana k de do na madam.

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind.

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind. If you have made a
habit of being unhappy, then being unhappy has become a part of Ur
nature.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha. Santa
intzar krta rha. Jab kafi der ho gai to bola-agr inhe hosh aa gya ho
to 1 kilo tol de

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru :D

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru
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