Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.

Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.

DIL Jab B Pukare Bula Lijiye.

Hum Dur Nahi Zayada Apse,

Bas 2 Bottle KingFisher Aur namkin Mangwa Lijiye....

Sri Sri: Stop wanting love- The want simply takes you away from love. Give love and you will get..

Sri Sri: Stop wanting love- The want simply takes you away from love.
Give love and you will get love in abundance.

Sri Sri: Offer the desires that have arisen in you..

Sri Sri: Offer the desires that have arisen in you, then you'll become
peaceful and happy- instantaneously.

Sri Sri: When Search for pleasure ceases, you experience enlightenment and when your..

Sri Sri: When Search for pleasure ceases, you experience enlightenment
and when your search for enlightenment also ceases, you experience
divine love.

Aazad bharat k nikammo jb fship day tha to 25 din pahle advance main...

Aazad bharat k nikammo jb fship day tha to 25 din pahle advance main
wish krne lge the or aaj 15 AUG h, to uska kuch nhi. HAPPY
INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Santa apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar raha tha.

Santa apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar raha tha.
Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
Santa-Jab ye badi ho jayegi to ise suna kar, iska matlab puchunga.

Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the divine has accepted...

Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the
divine has accepted you with all your flaws.It doesn't judge u. Who r
r to judge others?

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step...

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance."
Good morning

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur light apne aap jal gayi.

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur
light apne aap jal gayi. Maa: Uff! Tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya?

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Banta: Sharm Ki Bat To Ye H Ki Tera Bap condom beChta hai or Tu phir
bi Paida Ho gaya saale..!