Friday, August 27, 2010

Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi deta..

Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To
Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta...
Hakim: Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai....$

Sri Sri: Take it 4 granted that d Divine loves u very dearly

Sri Sri: Take it 4 granted that d Divine loves u very dearly; then, ur
love 4 d Divine becomes unconditional & complete. All complaints drop
away from ur head

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Sri Sri: Nature loves you. That's why you are still breathing. The day the air stops loving you, your..

Sri Sri: Nature loves you. That's why you are still breathing. The day
the air stops loving you, your nose will be blocked, and you will go
under the ground

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Life me Hamesha... Haste Raho,

Life me Hamesha...
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Gaate Raho,
Gungunate Raho;
Taki Aapko Dekh Kar
Logo ko Pata hi Nahi Lage
K Aap...


'MARRIED' Hai.

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O


Socho Socho!!


arey!

Esliye..

Taaki Bhakt Bhagwan par dhyan de sake..
;-)

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Sri Sri: The Guru doesn't have any of his own ideas; he is just like a mirror- reflecting ur

Sri Sri: The Guru doesn't have any of his own ideas; he is just like a
mirror- reflecting ur innermost Self. He certifies what u are.

Sri Sri: Don't evaluate yourself. When you stop evaluating yourself

Sri Sri: Don't evaluate yourself. When you stop evaluating yourself,
that in itself is a sign of progress.

Monday, August 23, 2010

2 ladkiyan ladai kar rahi the, hungama mcha rkha tha.

2 ladkiyan ladai kar rahi the, hungama mcha rkha tha.
1 ladki- ye mujhe de do,
2nd ladki-nhi dungi jo krna h krle,<<-$
fir dono aur jayda ladne lagi,

fir kya??

meri photo fatt gai...

CRAZY girlz:-):-)

Sri Sri: If your heart is fully opened, you cannot find fault with anyone because you will

Sri Sri: If your heart is fully opened, you cannot find fault with
anyone because you will see everyone as part of yourself.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Boy : Jaan Mai tumhe
Bangla,
Car,
Soney Ka haar
DILA Donga..
Girl : Ye Batao,
Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..

Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga
lolz

Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe

Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe


Barsat ki 1raat me 1old aadmi hath me 1kitab liye bechne k liye khda tha

1aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- me kharid li

Old aadmi ne kitab de k kha- jb tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka "LAST
PAGE" mat dekna

Aadmi ne kitab puri padh li lekin

dar k karan last page nhi khola

1din usse rha nhi gya

aur last page khol k dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha

MRP=30/-

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