Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?

Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?

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Akhir mein bola -

Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai k aap yaha mere sath ho ?

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

Railway Toilet mein likha tha: "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Railway Toilet mein likha tha:
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Sharma ji ne niche likh ke aaya:
"Bas dho k jaa hi raha hu..!!"

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum. Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.

Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.
Wah wah..

Arey aage kya hua?

Hona kya tha?

Dhoop nikli aur sookh gaye hum...

Santa Banta's plane catches fire. Only 2 parachutes.

Santa Banta's plane catches fire.
Only 2 parachutes.
Santa Banta take 1 each.
Banta: What about air hostess?
Santa: Fuck her!
Banta: Sachi das, enna time hai?

Delhi traffic update

Traffic movement has been restricted on Shaheed Bhagat Singh Marg due
to road carpeting work.

Before mariage Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day

Before mariage
Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day
Grl-Do u wnt me 2 leave?
B-NO,dont even think abt it
G-do u luv me?
B-of course
G-Will u ever cheat me?
B-never in my lyf
G-Will u kis me?
B-Every chance I get
G-Wil u hit me?
B-R u crazy
G-CAN I TRUST U?
B-YES
G-SWT HEART
AFTER MARRIAGE
ab niche se uper padho...? :D

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

GOLU - P.H.D.

Tchr - kya matlab ?

GOLU - Pajama Holding device.

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Samne se Jawab mila: "Beta,Doctor sahab to Dharti pe reh gaye,
Mai to CHITRAGUPT hu.."

This pj might damage your senses to think.. :D

This pj might damage your senses to think..

What would you get if a cow dances?
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Guidance:-)...:-D

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical and
a Good Cook. But the law allows only ONE!!!