Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,..

Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,
Koi kehta tha mayawati ki sarkar
koi kehta tha pawar ki sarkar
Par sach to ye hai

Sub ki maar gaya sardar..!!!

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac..He turnd d
previous pg & saw dat smbdy hd wrtn Cancer, so he wrote KIDNEY
FAILURE!!!:-D;-)

Q- What is the definition of a woman?

Q- What is the definition of a woman?
Ans- Someone who talks for hours while standing at the door,but wont
sit.because she is geting late.

;-) :-D

Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?

Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?

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Akhir mein bola -

Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai k aap yaha mere sath ho ?

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

Railway Toilet mein likha tha: "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Railway Toilet mein likha tha:
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Sharma ji ne niche likh ke aaya:
"Bas dho k jaa hi raha hu..!!"

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum. Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.

Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.
Wah wah..

Arey aage kya hua?

Hona kya tha?

Dhoop nikli aur sookh gaye hum...

Santa Banta's plane catches fire. Only 2 parachutes.

Santa Banta's plane catches fire.
Only 2 parachutes.
Santa Banta take 1 each.
Banta: What about air hostess?
Santa: Fuck her!
Banta: Sachi das, enna time hai?

Delhi traffic update

Traffic movement has been restricted on Shaheed Bhagat Singh Marg due
to road carpeting work.

Before mariage Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day

Before mariage
Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day
Grl-Do u wnt me 2 leave?
B-NO,dont even think abt it
G-do u luv me?
B-of course
G-Will u ever cheat me?
B-never in my lyf
G-Will u kis me?
B-Every chance I get
G-Wil u hit me?
B-R u crazy
G-CAN I TRUST U?
B-YES
G-SWT HEART
AFTER MARRIAGE
ab niche se uper padho...? :D

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

GOLU - P.H.D.

Tchr - kya matlab ?

GOLU - Pajama Holding device.