Thursday, September 23, 2010

Santa Calld FM Radio:I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,Credit Card

Santa Calld FM Radio:
I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,
Credit Card
&
ID Card of Mr.Sharma
Joky:So U want t retrn it?
Santa:Na oye! :p
I want 2 Dedicte Him a Sad Song.!!:D

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Employee (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir.!!

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho idiot? Meri taraf dekho.:-)

Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,..

Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,
Koi kehta tha mayawati ki sarkar
koi kehta tha pawar ki sarkar
Par sach to ye hai

Sub ki maar gaya sardar..!!!

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac..He turnd d
previous pg & saw dat smbdy hd wrtn Cancer, so he wrote KIDNEY
FAILURE!!!:-D;-)

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Q- What is the definition of a woman?

Q- What is the definition of a woman?
Ans- Someone who talks for hours while standing at the door,but wont
sit.because she is geting late.

;-) :-D

Friday, September 17, 2010

Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?

Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?


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Akhir mein bola -

Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai k aap yaha mere sath ho ?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

Railway Toilet mein likha tha: "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Railway Toilet mein likha tha:
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Sharma ji ne niche likh ke aaya:
"Bas dho k jaa hi raha hu..!!"

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum. Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.

Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.
Wah wah..

Arey aage kya hua?

Hona kya tha?


Dhoop nikli aur sookh gaye hum...

Santa Banta's plane catches fire. Only 2 parachutes.

Santa Banta's plane catches fire.
Only 2 parachutes.
Santa Banta take 1 each.
Banta: What about air hostess?
Santa: Fuck her!
Banta: Sachi das, enna time hai?

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Delhi traffic update

Traffic movement has been restricted on Shaheed Bhagat Singh Marg due
to road carpeting work.

अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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