Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega?

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega? santa-mere saare frnds ka
account h main b khulwaunga.a. papa-very gud..kaha pe? santa-theke
par...

   

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola,
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo
Hus=Isme jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi,
Wife=Ha,Mere sandel hai.
   

Lion sleeps 18 hours a day!

Lion sleeps 18 hours a day!

If hardwork is the key to success then donkey would have been the king
of animals!

This message is dedicated to all my hardworking friends.

Have a nice weekend...

Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha upr kyo ayi, chuhiya-apple khane.

Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha upr kyo ayi, chuhiya-apple
khane. Bandar-ye to aam ka ped h, chuhiya-saale tu zyada chaudhary mat
ban apple sath layi hu

Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai, Maa..

Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai,
Maa-beti shadi mai jhagde hote rehte hai, beti- wo to theek hai par ab
laash ka kya karu??

Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Saab: Kahan h tera pariwar?

Bhikhari: Samne PVR me dabang dekh raha h.

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?

If boy vomits-kamine kaha pikar aya hai?

Moral: no matter whoever vomits
boys r always kamine...

Santa Calld FM Radio:I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,Credit Card

Santa Calld FM Radio:
I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,
Credit Card
&
ID Card of Mr.Sharma
Joky:So U want t retrn it?
Santa:Na oye! :p
I want 2 Dedicte Him a Sad Song.!!:D

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Employee (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir.!!

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho idiot? Meri taraf dekho.:-)

Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,..

Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,
Koi kehta tha mayawati ki sarkar
koi kehta tha pawar ki sarkar
Par sach to ye hai

Sub ki maar gaya sardar..!!!

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac..He turnd d
previous pg & saw dat smbdy hd wrtn Cancer, so he wrote KIDNEY
FAILURE!!!:-D;-)