Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me chalang laga di

   





Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me
chalang laga di

Pehle damaad ne use bacha liya, Usko sas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damad ne bhi bacha liya,use scooter inam me mila...
3rd day repeated, tisre damad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi
rahi gayi hai,, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki......
Sas dub gayi..
agle din usi damad ko ""mercediz"" mil gayi,
Sasur ki taraf se ..

Saturday, September 25, 2010

For all my married friends:: D

   





For all my married friends::
Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of
Living... ;)

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega?

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega? santa-mere saare frnds ka
account h main b khulwaunga.a. papa-very gud..kaha pe? santa-theke
par...

   





Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola,
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo
Hus=Isme jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi,
Wife=Ha,Mere sandel hai.
   





Friday, September 24, 2010

Lion sleeps 18 hours a day!

Lion sleeps 18 hours a day!

If hardwork is the key to success then donkey would have been the king
of animals!

This message is dedicated to all my hardworking friends.

Have a nice weekend...

Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha upr kyo ayi, chuhiya-apple khane.

Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha upr kyo ayi, chuhiya-apple
khane. Bandar-ye to aam ka ped h, chuhiya-saale tu zyada chaudhary mat
ban apple sath layi hu

Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai, Maa..

Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai,
Maa-beti shadi mai jhagde hote rehte hai, beti- wo to theek hai par ab
laash ka kya karu??

Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Saab: Kahan h tera pariwar?

Bhikhari: Samne PVR me dabang dekh raha h.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?


If boy vomits-kamine kaha pikar aya hai?


Moral: no matter whoever vomits
boys r always kamine...

Santa Calld FM Radio:I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,Credit Card

Santa Calld FM Radio:
I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,
Credit Card
&
ID Card of Mr.Sharma
Joky:So U want t retrn it?
Santa:Na oye! :p
I want 2 Dedicte Him a Sad Song.!!:D

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Employee (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir.!!

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho idiot? Meri taraf dekho.:-)

अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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