Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?
Girl:-Mai bhi 4 years ki hu.

Boy:-To fir chal na,
Sharmana kya?

Girl:-Kahaa???.......

Boy: polio Ki dawai pine..!

A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta but he offers him a Biscuit.

A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta but he offers him a Biscuit.

Santa: R u mad?

Banta: 1 Baar Pata Chal Jaye Is haramkhor kuttey Ka Muh Kidhar Hai
Phir Iski ma behen ek kerunga.:D

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote hue, woh kaise?..

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. agli baar Aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena...

Teacher:Konsa Prinda sbse Tez udta h?
Boy:Hathi
T:Nlayak,tere bap kya krta hai?
B:mumbai ke don hai
T:Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.

Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive!

Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive! Girl: Pehle kyun nahi
bataya? Boy: Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break nahi lag rahe..

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya. Dost ne itni badi
family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aaye. Ramu: Nahi uska exam
hai..

Mirchi muh ke alaawa or kaha lagti hai?

    Mirchi muh ke alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheto me pagal...
aapka Ulta dimag hamesha ulta hi sochega

Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me chalang laga di

    Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me
chalang laga di

Pehle damaad ne use bacha liya, Usko sas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damad ne bhi bacha liya,use scooter inam me mila...
3rd day repeated, tisre damad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi
rahi gayi hai,, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki......
Sas dub gayi..
agle din usi damad ko ""mercediz"" mil gayi,
Sasur ki taraf se ..

For all my married friends:: D

    For all my married friends::
Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of
Living... ;)

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega?

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega? santa-mere saare frnds ka
account h main b khulwaunga.a. papa-very gud..kaha pe? santa-theke
par...