LADKI ne Ghar chhoda, Sasural mila...

LADKI ne
Ghar chhoda,
Sasural mila.

Bhai chhoda,
Dever mila.

Behan chhodi,
Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chhode,
Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Chhoda
JO PATI mila..
reply must.

wen sum1 is so sweet to u, dont expect that ..

wen sum1 is so sweet to u, dont expect that they will be like that all
the time... bcz even the sweetest choclate also expires...

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur jor jor se hans raha tha...

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur Jor Jor Se Hans Raha Tha,
Kisine Pucha Kyun Hans Rahe Ho? Srdr: Accha Hua Retrn Ticket Nahi Liya

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?
Girl:-Mai bhi 4 years ki hu.

Boy:-To fir chal na,
Sharmana kya?

Girl:-Kahaa???.......

Boy: polio Ki dawai pine..!

A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta but he offers him a Biscuit.

A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta but he offers him a Biscuit.

Santa: R u mad?

Banta: 1 Baar Pata Chal Jaye Is haramkhor kuttey Ka Muh Kidhar Hai
Phir Iski ma behen ek kerunga.:D

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote hue, woh kaise?..

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. agli baar Aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena...

Teacher:Konsa Prinda sbse Tez udta h?
Boy:Hathi
T:Nlayak,tere bap kya krta hai?
B:mumbai ke don hai
T:Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.

Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive!

Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive! Girl: Pehle kyun nahi
bataya? Boy: Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break nahi lag rahe..

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya. Dost ne itni badi
family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aaye. Ramu: Nahi uska exam
hai..

Mirchi muh ke alaawa or kaha lagti hai?

    Mirchi muh ke alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheto me pagal...
aapka Ulta dimag hamesha ulta hi sochega