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Saturday, October 2, 2010

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."
Good morning india

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india

LADKI ne
Ghar chhoda,
Sasural mila.

Bhai chhoda,
Dever mila.

Behan chhodi,
Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chhode,
Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Chhoda
JO PATI mila..
reply must.

wen sum1 is so sweet to u, dont expect that they will be like that all
the time... bcz even the sweetest choclate also expires...

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur Jor Jor Se Hans Raha Tha,
Kisine Pucha Kyun Hans Rahe Ho? Srdr: Accha Hua Retrn Ticket Nahi Liya

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?
Girl:-Mai bhi 4 years ki hu.

Boy:-To fir chal na,
Sharmana kya?

Girl:-Kahaa???.......

Boy: polio Ki dawai pine..!

Santa: R u mad?

Banta: 1 Baar Pata Chal Jaye Is haramkhor kuttey Ka Muh Kidhar Hai
Phir Iski ma behen ek kerunga.:D

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..

Sharabi- Prabhu.. agli baar Aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena...

Teacher:Konsa Prinda sbse Tez udta h?
Boy:Hathi
T:Nlayak,tere bap kya krta hai?
B:mumbai ke don hai
T:Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.

Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive! Girl: Pehle kyun nahi
bataya? Boy: Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break nahi lag rahe..