Saturday, October 9, 2010

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana

Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h? Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h?
Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.
Doctor-dawai khali thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor-I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa-Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor-Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor-Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa-Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha.

Patient- Muje bemari hai. khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.

Patient- Muje bemari hai.
khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.
Sone k bad Nind nahi aati.
Kam karu to thak jata hun.
Doctor-Sari Rat Dhup me betho Thik ho jaoge.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

If mallika sherawat plays a role of dropadi duryodhan Will say-dushashan,...

If mallika sherawat plays a role of dropadi duryodhan Will
say-dushashan,pehna do bhabhi ko sari,hm bhi dekhe ye vastron me kaisi
lgti hai..

Monday, October 4, 2010

Sabse anmol gift agr ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h TIME,

Sabse anmol gift agr ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h TIME,
Kyuki ap kisi ko apna TIME dete ho to ap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal
dete ho jo kabi vapis nahi aata.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Pahuncha hai sms hamara, jane kya gul khilayega

Pahuncha hai sms hamara, jane kya gul khilayega. Pyar se padha jayega
ya yuhi mita diya jayega. Agar gaya kisi sachhe sathi k pas to 1pyara
sa sms zarur ayega.

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. - Good morning india

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. -
Good morning india
If you don't risk anything you risk even more. -
Good morning india

Ye message 46 din baad padhna...

Ye message 46 din baad padhna

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Bolana

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Abhi nahi padhna

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Nahi manoge

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Tho ye padho
"HAPPY"
"DIPAWALI"
Sabse pahele "WISH" kiya na..

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real..

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india
If you have a good friend, you don't need a mirror.
Good morning india

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