Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena. 3 din baad
santa-meri t-shirt press ho gyi? dhobi-babuji press kaise krta 3 din
se ulti he nhi aayi..

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.

Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"

To, The Khas Frnd, In My Heart.

To,
The Khas Frnd,
In My Heart.

Sub-i miss u lot.

oye,
I beg 2say tht,I m alone just hving ur memories, So kindly Miss me
so dat I Can get a hichki..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every ..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every evil out of ur life and
bring light of prosperity, truth and joy to ur life!
Wish you Happy Dussehra.

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no
Husband

but every night
She enjoyed

.

.

.

.

.

.

DINNER..

Next time don't press too fast. ;-)

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad kia Karungi..

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad
kia Karungi
Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Kar lena k Kamine ne Ring Nahi di.

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na.?

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na..Darasal "james hawk"ne aj k
din pressure cookr k dhakkan ka aviskar kiya tha.Socha sare dhakkano
ko wish kr du..

Apple= Vitamins Vitamins=Power Power=Work

Apple= Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=Women

Women=Sex

Sex=Aids

Aids=Death

Aur kha Apple..

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana

Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h? Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h?
Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.
Doctor-dawai khali thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor-I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa-Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor-Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor-Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa-Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha.

Patient- Muje bemari hai. khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.

Patient- Muje bemari hai.
khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.
Sone k bad Nind nahi aati.
Kam karu to thak jata hun.
Doctor-Sari Rat Dhup me betho Thik ho jaoge.