A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and doesnt end in evening..

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and
doesnt end in evening.. It starts wen u dont need it and ends wen u
need it most...

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him. Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him.
Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people? son-kill the extra
man.... So simple

Do not count wat u hav lost. Just c wat u hv now, bcz past nvr cums
back but sumtimes future can give u back ur lost things.....

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena. 3 din baad
santa-meri t-shirt press ho gyi? dhobi-babuji press kaise krta 3 din
se ulti he nhi aayi..

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.

Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"

To, The Khas Frnd, In My Heart.

To,
The Khas Frnd,
In My Heart.

Sub-i miss u lot.

oye,
I beg 2say tht,I m alone just hving ur memories, So kindly Miss me
so dat I Can get a hichki..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every ..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every evil out of ur life and
bring light of prosperity, truth and joy to ur life!
Wish you Happy Dussehra.

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no
Husband

but every night
She enjoyed

.

.

.

.

.

.

DINNER..

Next time don't press too fast. ;-)

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad kia Karungi..

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad
kia Karungi
Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Kar lena k Kamine ne Ring Nahi di.

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na.?

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na..Darasal "james hawk"ne aj k
din pressure cookr k dhakkan ka aviskar kiya tha.Socha sare dhakkano
ko wish kr du..

Apple= Vitamins Vitamins=Power Power=Work

Apple= Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=Women

Women=Sex

Sex=Aids

Aids=Death

Aur kha Apple..