Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE, JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE,
JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......and reply me. I will
send U the answer.

Plz msg me only between these timings:

Plz msg me only between these timings:
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12pm-3:59pm
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Remaining time I was büsy.So plz Cooperate..!!

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta hai?

Celebrat FACE DAY..

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta h?

Romantic
Angry
Cute
Bore
Shy
Happy
Lovely
Sad
Sexy
Flirty
Innocent
Naughty..

REpLy mUsT.....

Anybody can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf...!Don't love

Anybody can love a rose,
but it takes a
great deal to love a leaf...!
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts

Santa- Aaj breakfast me kya khaya?
Banta- Sandwich.
Santa- lier, u might had a radish chapatis?
Banta- How do u know?
Santa- Lips Can Lie but Hips Don't Lie.

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and doesnt end in evening..

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and
doesnt end in evening.. It starts wen u dont need it and ends wen u
need it most...

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him. Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him.
Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people? son-kill the extra
man.... So simple

Do not count wat u hav lost. Just c wat u hv now, bcz past nvr cums
back but sumtimes future can give u back ur lost things.....

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena. 3 din baad
santa-meri t-shirt press ho gyi? dhobi-babuji press kaise krta 3 din
se ulti he nhi aayi..

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.

Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"