salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa : nahi, humcockroch ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte, aaj powdr laga
denge to kal deo mangega!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

AUNTY(Hasdi hoi) aa le putt,
Achha hor ki keha mumy ne?

KID:Keha ki je oh Kutti na deve ta naldi Kanjri ton le ayi

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE, JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE,
JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......and reply me. I will
send U the answer.

Plz msg me only between these timings:

Plz msg me only between these timings:
6am-11:59am
12pm-3:59pm
4pm-7:59pm
8pm-5:59am

Remaining time I was büsy.So plz Cooperate..!!

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta hai?

Celebrat FACE DAY..

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta h?

Romantic
Angry
Cute
Bore
Shy
Happy
Lovely
Sad
Sexy
Flirty
Innocent
Naughty..

REpLy mUsT.....

Anybody can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf...!Don't love

Anybody can love a rose,
but it takes a
great deal to love a leaf...!
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts

Santa- Aaj breakfast me kya khaya?
Banta- Sandwich.
Santa- lier, u might had a radish chapatis?
Banta- How do u know?
Santa- Lips Can Lie but Hips Don't Lie.

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and doesnt end in evening..

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and
doesnt end in evening.. It starts wen u dont need it and ends wen u
need it most...

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him. Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him.
Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people? son-kill the extra
man.... So simple

Do not count wat u hav lost. Just c wat u hv now, bcz past nvr cums
back but sumtimes future can give u back ur lost things.....