BEST PJ EVER 2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the...

BEST PJ EVER
2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the... Pehla
cockroach: "Kya 'Baygon' se...?" Dusra: "Nahi re 'Paragon se'..!

Sri sri: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred
days of sorrow. -
Good morning india

Being frank is always better than being falsely sweet..

Being frank is always better than being falsely sweet... Bcz by being
frank in life, we may get lot of true enemies but surely not untrue
friends...

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa : nahi, humcockroch ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte, aaj powdr laga
denge to kal deo mangega!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

AUNTY(Hasdi hoi) aa le putt,
Achha hor ki keha mumy ne?

KID:Keha ki je oh Kutti na deve ta naldi Kanjri ton le ayi

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE, JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE,
JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......and reply me. I will
send U the answer.

Plz msg me only between these timings:

Plz msg me only between these timings:
6am-11:59am
12pm-3:59pm
4pm-7:59pm
8pm-5:59am

Remaining time I was büsy.So plz Cooperate..!!

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta hai?

Celebrat FACE DAY..

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta h?

Romantic
Angry
Cute
Bore
Shy
Happy
Lovely
Sad
Sexy
Flirty
Innocent
Naughty..

REpLy mUsT.....

Anybody can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf...!Don't love

Anybody can love a rose,
but it takes a
great deal to love a leaf...!
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts

Santa- Aaj breakfast me kya khaya?
Banta- Sandwich.
Santa- lier, u might had a radish chapatis?
Banta- How do u know?
Santa- Lips Can Lie but Hips Don't Lie.