santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi?

santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi? Naukar-bahar to andhera
hai, santa-to torch jala kar dekh le kaamchor....

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi...

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi.
Banta: bhai ab kya karoge?
Santa: karna kya hai, gari khud chalaunga!

Don't trust money bcz it gives bed but not ...

Don't trust money bcz it gives bed but not sleep, it gives books but
not mind, it gives luxuries but not happiness so transfer it to my
account....

Bf is lyk panipuri always tasty. lover is lyk ...

Bf is lyk panipuri always tasty. lover is lyk pizza hot n spicy but
husband is lyk daliya no other option but gud for health.

ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya

ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya 'SAAWAN KO
AANE DO' peeche se truck ne thok diya, truck par likha tha 'AAYA
SAAWAN JHOOM KE'.

Best lines of lyf.....

Best lines of lyf.....
"it is nt imp 2 go 2 heaven after we leave,
but it is imp 2 create heaven b4 we leave...."
gd evng.

Baap ne bete ki talashi li

Baap ne bete ki talashi li
Cigrate
Daru ki botal
Ladkiyo k no.
Sab nikle
Baap Ne bahut mara:
kub se Chal rha hai ye sab?
Beta Rote hue:
Papa ye apki jacket hai.

॥ॐ॥सुख,शान्ति एवं समृध्दि की मंगलकामनाओं के साथ आप एवं आप के परिजनोँ को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.

॥ॐ॥सुख,शान्ति एवं समृध्दि की मंगलकामनाओं के साथ आप एवं आप के परिजनोँ
को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.

Accept our heartfelt GOOD WISHES wrapped in

Accept our heartfelt GOOD WISHES wrapped in LOVE, tied with CARE n
sent with a PRAYER to keep U & Ur Family JOYFUL PROSPERUS & HAPPY
HAPPY DIWALI

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim;

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high, U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

There is always somthing warm n bright, abt this time of year, when evrything has a

There is always somthing warm n bright, abt this time of year, when
evrything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheers, dats why,
this special greetings come ur way to wish u al lifes best on DIWALI..