Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Santa:''Which of my friend did this?''

Wife got even more upset:
"You think I dont have friends?''

Be happy today,

Be happy today,

just enjoy today,

freak out today,

live freely today,

have fun today,

because u neva knows!!!

You might get married TOMORROW.. :-D.. ;-)

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u...

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u r d first one in
his/her life or not. The only thing that matters is you must be the
last.....

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat exam u wil hv next and u

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat
exam u wil hv next and u cant cheat bcz nobody else wil hav d same
question....

Nice Lines By my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But ...

Nice Lines By
my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But U Die With Ur Name. So
See That Name Must Not b A Word, It Must b A History"

Teacher-home work kita?

Teacher-hom wrk kita?

Santa-hanji..

Teacher-fil in blank
100 chuhe kha k bili____Chali

Santa-100 chuhe kha k bili tedi-tedi chali

Teacher-Oye murkha tenu pta ni ehda ki jwaab ae?

Santa-tusi mere master ho tan mai lihaj kr gya..
100 chuhe kha k ta bili hil v ni sakdi main ta fer tedi-tedi tor ti..:D

Guidance is like a small lamp in a tunnel. It

Guidance is like a small lamp in a tunnel. It does not show everything
at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe and
sure....

Bahu-maa ji kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gyi.

Bahu-maa ji kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gyi.
Saas-koi baat nhi itna to hr pati patni k bich hota hi h.
Bahu-ji wo sb to thik h par ab laash ka kya karun? :-D

People say I'm stone hearted. Yes i'm bcz...

People say I'm stone hearted. Yes i'm bcz anything written on stone
will stay forever, so people who are in my heart will remain there
forever....

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.
Sardar:I ws ironing clothes.D fone rang.I accidntly pickd up d iron
instd of fone!
Dr:And d othr ear?
S:D bastard calld again!

Laxmi G se ULLU ruth K bola-

Laxmi G se ULLU ruth
K bola-
Sab apki puja karte he meri koi nahi!
Laxmi G-abse har sal meri puja se 9 din purv ullu puje jayege!
Or
tbse bna.

KARVACHAUTH!