Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin
.

.

Sardar: ok tell me, how many holes r der in NET?:-

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha...

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,

"ghabra mat.
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Sardar- vardar nai hota"

Voice at a party: All married guys pl stand next....

Voice at a party: All married guys pl stand nxt to d person who made
ur lyf worth living.. The bar tender was almost crushed to death.

V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2

V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2 appear in front of us.But
wat we 4get is that,paths r made by walkng,not by Waiting....ee ;)

Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya...

Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
.
People:bahut accha ho gaya.
Sardar:haan ji pehle dhoop me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab chhav me
tair k krenge

Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena..

Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena...
Restaurant wala-kya?? Another boy-arey ye momos maang raha hai...

How true....! "Time is d most elastic element of d world"...

How true....! "Time is d most elastic element of d world" Bcoz it
increases d minutes when we r Waiting & Decreases d hrs when we r
Enjoying.....

Murde Aashiq ki Guzarish:-

Murde Aashiq ki Guzarish:-
"Mat nikalo mera Janaza Us Bewafa ki Gali se warna uska Baap kahega
Sasura Marte-Marte bhi 1 chakkar laga gaya". Hahaha

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Santa:''Which of my friend did this?''

Wife got even more upset:
"You think I dont have friends?''

Be happy today,

Be happy today,

just enjoy today,

freak out today,

live freely today,

have fun today,

because u neva knows!!!

You might get married TOMORROW.. :-D.. ;-)

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u...

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u r d first one in
his/her life or not. The only thing that matters is you must be the
last.....