Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai... Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..?

Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai...
Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..
Grl: Janu Ye Shagun-Apshagun Sochne ka waqt nahi hai..Zaldi koodo...
Gdmrng

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend...

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend nhi aati? kisi kaam me
dil bhi nhi lagta? To samajh lo ke Vitamin 'SHE' k kami hai?

FACT OF FEELING!

FACT OF FEELING!

No Matter How Mch U Flirt In d entire day,

At Night wenevr u sleep,

U'll Always End Up Dreamin

About The One U Truly Love..!
Gn

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

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I'll tell u later
Right nw m busy..;-)gd nyt :-B)

Uttho..! Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?

Uttho..!
Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?
Jab Dekho Sote Rehte Ho,
Sari Umar So-So Ke Bitani Hai Kya?
Ab Utth Jao Aur Reply Mat Karna
I AM SLEEPING
Ok

Recommended dosage of Viagra:

Recommended dosage of
Viagra:

New g/f: no need!

Old g/f: half tablet!

Mistress: 1 Tablet!

Wife: 2 tabs+blue film+whisky+will power+Her Permission+aspirin!!!

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had some stomach problem....

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had
some stomach problem....

...... today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.:-D

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -
Good morning india

Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started Welcome...

Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning Have A Nice Day.
*Good Morning*

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you ...

One tree can start a forest, one smile can
start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make
life worth living

You should not live one way in private,

You should not live one way in private, another in public. -
Good morning india