Girlfriend demand 4 ice cream..

Girlfrnd demand 4 ice cream..
Santa purchased it..
Girl: Thank u..:-)
Santa: Only thank u..
Girl: U want kiss.??
Santa: Chupp kar bhukhi,
Aadhi Ice-cream de.:-D

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"..

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"...
But,,,
"Love is the Permanent Attraction"...
Just a Game of Words,,But Makes Lot of Difference in Life... :-)

Locks are never manufactured without a key....

Locks are never manufactured without a key.... Similarly GOD never
gives problems without solutions... only we need 2 have courage to
unlock them....

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??
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DHONI vahan bhi hai...dhoni yahan bhi hai... hahahaha...

Pura padna aur Pappu mat banana

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife 
Non-happening thi jo uski life 
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram 
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool 
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul 
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline 
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best 
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest 
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami 
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal 
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal 
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha 
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya 
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya 
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?" 
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga" 
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga" 
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat" 
"Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas " 

"Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai" 
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai" 
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga" 
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"

Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai... Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..?

Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai...
Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..
Grl: Janu Ye Shagun-Apshagun Sochne ka waqt nahi hai..Zaldi koodo...
Gdmrng

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend...

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend nhi aati? kisi kaam me
dil bhi nhi lagta? To samajh lo ke Vitamin 'SHE' k kami hai?

FACT OF FEELING!

FACT OF FEELING!

No Matter How Mch U Flirt In d entire day,

At Night wenevr u sleep,

U'll Always End Up Dreamin

About The One U Truly Love..!
Gn

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

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Right nw m busy..;-)gd nyt :-B)

Uttho..! Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?

Uttho..!
Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?
Jab Dekho Sote Rehte Ho,
Sari Umar So-So Ke Bitani Hai Kya?
Ab Utth Jao Aur Reply Mat Karna
I AM SLEEPING
Ok

Recommended dosage of Viagra:

Recommended dosage of
Viagra:

New g/f: no need!

Old g/f: half tablet!

Mistress: 1 Tablet!

Wife: 2 tabs+blue film+whisky+will power+Her Permission+aspirin!!!