Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h, Daulat...

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h,
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate h,
Bade ajib h duniya wale b,
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate h....:-D

"As promised to Obama, India has now started..

"As promised to Obama, India has now started providing Jobs to Jobless
Americans.... Pamela Anderson is the first Recruit.."

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti...

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti, Har dhadkan roti hai par palak
nhi roti, Mohbaat naam hai khuda ki bandgi ka. Jo sharto pe mile wo
mohbaat nhi hoti

Funny-sms Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis undrsta

Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis
undrstanding. I may b wrng sumtime sumwhere, but not evrytime
evrywhere.
Gd nyt..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Class Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Sardar kafi der soch ne ke baad -Dono pe AMROOD nhi lagtay....................

Girlfriend demand 4 ice cream..

Girlfrnd demand 4 ice cream..
Santa purchased it..
Girl: Thank u..:-)
Santa: Only thank u..
Girl: U want kiss.??
Santa: Chupp kar bhukhi,
Aadhi Ice-cream de.:-D

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"..

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"...
But,,,
"Love is the Permanent Attraction"...
Just a Game of Words,,But Makes Lot of Difference in Life... :-)

Locks are never manufactured without a key....

Locks are never manufactured without a key.... Similarly GOD never
gives problems without solutions... only we need 2 have courage to
unlock them....

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??
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DHONI vahan bhi hai...dhoni yahan bhi hai... hahahaha...

Pura padna aur Pappu mat banana

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife 
Non-happening thi jo uski life 
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram 
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool 
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul 
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline 
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best 
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest 
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami 
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal 
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal 
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha 
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya 
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya 
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?" 
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga" 
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga" 
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat" 
"Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas " 

"Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai" 
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai" 
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga" 
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"