Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..? G-"Tameez se baat karo"!

Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..?
G-"Tameez se baat karo"!
B- My dear wid due respect i wud lyk 2 say that Fone Numbr Deve h k na..?:-P:-D

Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..

Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..Sardar: Kya? Sir Aap Bhi Bahut
Mazaak Krte Ho Meri Kidney Kabhi SchooL Hi Nahi Gayi,To Phir Fail
Kaise Hogi.....

Aj raat 11:45 indian time se AAp jo B duaa mangoge poori hogi,

Aj raat 11:45 indian time se AAp jo B duaa mangoge poori hogi,

kyunki Aaj raat chand bilkul Makka-E-Sharif k upar Ayega.

PLz frwd 2All your friend

A very true thought

A very true thought:

"Wenevr i wana fall in luv wid my books.

My bed falls in luv wth me"

n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyar kare..Isnt it?;-) gn

A cute WARNING - ''Don't try 2 understand me.

A cute WARNING -

''Don't try 2 understand me.
If u do,
then either u'll go mad,
or
u'll start
loving me................."

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h, Daulat...

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h,
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate h,
Bade ajib h duniya wale b,
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate h....:-D

"As promised to Obama, India has now started..

"As promised to Obama, India has now started providing Jobs to Jobless
Americans.... Pamela Anderson is the first Recruit.."

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti...

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti, Har dhadkan roti hai par palak
nhi roti, Mohbaat naam hai khuda ki bandgi ka. Jo sharto pe mile wo
mohbaat nhi hoti

Funny-sms Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis undrsta

Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis
undrstanding. I may b wrng sumtime sumwhere, but not evrytime
evrywhere.
Gd nyt..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Class Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Sardar kafi der soch ne ke baad -Dono pe AMROOD nhi lagtay....................