The best thing in life is finding someone who

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all ur mistakes
and weaknesses and still thinks...

U r completely amazing...!

Boy: i can do anythng 4u

Boy: i cn do anythng 4u.
Grl: wl u die fr me?
Boy: yes
Grl: wl u delte ur facebook a/c 4 me
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja.. Tere papa pareshan ho rhe honge..
gd nt ;-)

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan

Political humour:Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya "Vichar"khilaya

Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya
"Vichar"khilaya "Achar"to ho gya "Chamatkar" aaj sardar chalata hai
INDIA KI "SARKAR".. :-)

Informative sms:"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.

Meaningful sms:insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

1.wo jo mushkil halat me sath de

2.wo jo mushkil halat me sath chod de.

Reply sms:According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u

According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u hav ever met till now.
Rply soon...
M wtng 4 a true answr.....

Reply sms:Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti hai

Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti h
or
ladka khata b h or pahnta b h
challenge 4 u.... Agr right ans de diya then i will salute your mind. . .

Reply sms:It's A Game...

It's A Game...

ye Msg Apne10 frnd ko bhejo Agr10Me Se5 k Ans1jese Hue To Samajh Lena
k Apse koi Bht Zyda pyar krta H.
Q-mujpe konsa color acha lagega?
Plz rply

What is 1+4+3 ?

What is 1+4+3 ?

I+Love+U

No

I+Like+U

No

I+Miss+U

No

I+Kiss+U

No

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3 = 8

MATHS pe Dhyaan do..

ROMANCE pe nahi. ;-)

Gm sms:Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya

Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya rang chhaya hai. Khamosh
Q ho ab to muskurao. Aapko Good Morning kehne mera SMS aaya hai..! GM
Have a gud day