Love sms:Boy:I LOVE U

Boy:I LOVE U

Girl:I Hav a Boyfriend

Boy:Look.

A goalpost always has a goalkeeper bt dat dosnt mean U cant score GOALs!

Attitude matters

Nice sms:-Sea is common for all,

Sea is common for all,
Bt some take pearls,
some take fishes &
some come out with jst wet legs.Wrld is common 2all
Bt we gt what we try4. Gudhelo:)

Asscai sms: good morning!!

////// Here"
I"""""l") Fresh
L___I" Nescafe ##### COFFEE specialy made 4U. Sorry I didn't add
sugar bcz ur already so sweet...... GOOD MORNING'.

The best thing in life is finding someone who

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all ur mistakes
and weaknesses and still thinks...

U r completely amazing...!

Boy: i can do anythng 4u

Boy: i cn do anythng 4u.
Grl: wl u die fr me?
Boy: yes
Grl: wl u delte ur facebook a/c 4 me
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja.. Tere papa pareshan ho rhe honge..
gd nt ;-)

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan

Political humour:Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya "Vichar"khilaya

Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya
"Vichar"khilaya "Achar"to ho gya "Chamatkar" aaj sardar chalata hai
INDIA KI "SARKAR".. :-)

Informative sms:"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.

Meaningful sms:insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

1.wo jo mushkil halat me sath de

2.wo jo mushkil halat me sath chod de.

Reply sms:According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u

According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u hav ever met till now.
Rply soon...
M wtng 4 a true answr.....

Reply sms:Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti hai

Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti h
or
ladka khata b h or pahnta b h
challenge 4 u.... Agr right ans de diya then i will salute your mind. . .