Double meaning sms : Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

jo Mili wo jami nhi

Jo jami uske sath mza aya nhi

Jiske sath mza aya

wo hamesha k liye rhi nhi

Naukri chiz hi aisi hai...

School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?

Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea

Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi

Asli nsha to KITABON me h

kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)

Gay sms:Definition of gay...

Definition of gay...
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Another useless effort by man 2 prove he can do everything widout women ;-)

Masti sms:Only4 Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H

Only4 Unmarried.
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H
Koi 1Select Kare
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Reply itz true by german astrology.

Flooding sms:Msg free ho to Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.

Msg free ho to
Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.

"I LOVE GOD"

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After 10 minute ur love will call(or)msg u..

Love sms:Boy:I LOVE U

Boy:I LOVE U

Girl:I Hav a Boyfriend

Boy:Look.

A goalpost always has a goalkeeper bt dat dosnt mean U cant score GOALs!

Attitude matters

Nice sms:-Sea is common for all,

Sea is common for all,
Bt some take pearls,
some take fishes &
some come out with jst wet legs.Wrld is common 2all
Bt we gt what we try4. Gudhelo:)

Asscai sms: good morning!!

////// Here"
I"""""l") Fresh
L___I" Nescafe ##### COFFEE specialy made 4U. Sorry I didn't add
sugar bcz ur already so sweet...... GOOD MORNING'.

The best thing in life is finding someone who

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all ur mistakes
and weaknesses and still thinks...

U r completely amazing...!

Boy: i can do anythng 4u

Boy: i cn do anythng 4u.
Grl: wl u die fr me?
Boy: yes
Grl: wl u delte ur facebook a/c 4 me
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja.. Tere papa pareshan ho rhe honge..
gd nt ;-)

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan