Political humour: Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal.

Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal. Lady-hey, I am sheila dixit chief
minister of delhi... chor-accha, to phir hamare paise nikaal.

Ascai sms: good morning!

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.._"GUDMORNING"_..
To WisH U...
A Sweet Morning WiD happiness.. Have A Lovely 'morning". Dear :-)

Nice sms:Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.

Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.Every problem comes 2
make or break us.Choice is ours Whether we becom Victim or Victorious!
Good Morning

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

Kaun kehta hai ki ISHWAR nazar nahi aata??

Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai jab kuch naZar nahi aata..

Gdmrn,tc!

Student sms:-Got it...mil gaya kamina.....

Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!

Sweetest expression of Love

Sweetest expression of Love
A girl askd a boy
Is there any festival which can be celebrated everyday?
Boy replied
Wait till u fall in love with me...!!

Flirty sms : Ladkiyon ka attitude hme pasand Nai

Ladkiyon ka attitude hme pasand Nai.
Ladkiyo se batein hme pasand nai..
Ye to dosto ki zid h 'BHABHI' chahiye..
Warna hme girlfriend banani pasand nai..GN SD

Love sms : A Touching lines said by a true lover

A Touching lines said by a true lover :

"I will go out of your life, if u can promise me that somebody will
love u more than me" .

Double meaning sms : Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

jo Mili wo jami nhi

Jo jami uske sath mza aya nhi

Jiske sath mza aya

wo hamesha k liye rhi nhi

Naukri chiz hi aisi hai...

School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?

Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea

Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi

Asli nsha to KITABON me h

kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)

Gay sms:Definition of gay...

Definition of gay...
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Another useless effort by man 2 prove he can do everything widout women ;-)