Santa jokes: 1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab

1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab tum kya krte ho?
santa-heater k pass beth jata hu? Man-aur agar fir b thand lage to?
santa-heater on kar deta hu

Santa banta sms:Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili

Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili
1st din use maar-maar k nikal diya gya

coz

1st caler: mera vodafn ka sim block ho gya h
Santa:to pgal Airtel ka le le.

Flirty sms:Crazy fact of today's generation

Crazy fact of today's generation:

Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
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But now they drink like their Fathers :D

Flirty sms:"GIRLS POLICY"

"GIRLS POLICY"-
Proud with innocent BOYS!
Fun with handsome BOYS!
Friendship with good BOYS!
Love with faithful BOYS!
Finally Marriage with Rich Uncles...!!;-)

Gud nite:"G"o to bed

"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day
"T"ak cre!
&
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

DoLLy bindra sms:Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll

Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll,

After mariage beautful doll

After 1year
Nice doll

After 2year
only Doll

after 5year
Dhol

after 10year
DoLLy bindra.

Political humour: Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal.

Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal. Lady-hey, I am sheila dixit chief
minister of delhi... chor-accha, to phir hamare paise nikaal.

Ascai sms: good morning!

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.' _ _ '.
'. ._, .'
.._"GUDMORNING"_..
To WisH U...
A Sweet Morning WiD happiness.. Have A Lovely 'morning". Dear :-)

Nice sms:Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.

Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.Every problem comes 2
make or break us.Choice is ours Whether we becom Victim or Victorious!
Good Morning

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

Kaun kehta hai ki ISHWAR nazar nahi aata??

Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai jab kuch naZar nahi aata..

Gdmrn,tc!

Student sms:-Got it...mil gaya kamina.....

Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!