Santa banga jokes : Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?

Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?
Banta - Aasman me bhagwan bnata h.
Santa - yar galti ho gye
Banta - kya hua ?
Santa - me to darzi ko de aaya . . . .

Gf bf sms: Whenever an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..

Wenevr an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..
he closes hs eyes,
thinks a lot,listens 2 his heart,
uses hs head and finaly does wat his gf says!!

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena