2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.
Bahut der ho gai to 3ra Pandit ne pucha kya hua to 1 Pandit Bola..
Jb me Lahsun Pyaz nhi khata to isne mere Chiken me dala kyo..

Sardar in a computer exam was asked. "Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar in a computer exam was asked.
"Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar - It is similar to surf excel to clean computer ...

UNBEATABLE quote: "Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart But Keep Me In Ur Brain Because

UNBEATABLE LINES:

"Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart
But
Keep Me In Ur Brain Because
The Bigger Empty Place Gives Much Comfort To Me..."

gdmrng

Reply sms : New Slam book 2011...

Hi...fill dis for me n i promise u.dat i'll keep dis forever in my
cell if you fill it truely.

New Slam book 2011...
Name:
Pet name:
b'day:
Best friend

A very true quot sayinG :" Words don't have the power to huRt you.. Unless,

A very true sayinG :
" Words don't have the power to huRt you..
Unless,
The person who said it means a lot to YOU..... :-)
Gud mrng...

A very Gud quote 2 b undrstud in lyf:-

A vry Gud quote 2 b undrstud in lyf:-
Excuses r d easiest things to manufacture..

But..

Hardest things to sell..
So,think b4 u refuse
GUDDAY.!.........

Right thought : Never be proud nor Depressed. What ever Position u hold in Society

Never be proud nor Depressed. What ever Position u hold in Society.
Remember when d game of CHESS is over, both KING and PAWNS go in same
box.

Have a nice day.

Good mng Dear !

A True Saying-Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST

A True Saying-
Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your
mind when you want to SHARE something to anyone.
Gud mrn'g.

New year 2011: Tmam sbuto or gwaho Ko madenzr rkhte hue...

Tmam sbuto or gwaho Ko madenzr rkhte hue Apko dhara 1/1/11 k teht 14 din phle
'Happy New Year'khte hue jindgi Bhr khush rhne Ki sza di jati H.......:-D

Good One liner : Strength grows when we DARE

Strength grows when we DARE,

Unity grows when we CHEER,

Love grows when we SHARE

and

Relationship grows when we Care..!Tckr

Dad n son sms : Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

No money,
No fun,
Your son.

Pita ka jawab-
So sad,
very bad,
Your Dad...